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Mar 19
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Female Trouble, John Waters, 1974.

(Source: celluloidfire, via cannonxball)

Mar 07
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Space Travel Posters by Steve Thomas

(Source: myampgoesto11, via cjelli)

Feb 27
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This belongs in my home.

This belongs in my home.

(Source: alisonannestitch)

Feb 19
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rjwhite:

A new selection of Billy Ray Valentine’s Day Cards, Following up on last year’s batch.

Happy (Almost) Valentine’s Day, Philadelphia.

Jan 08
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afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

(via ouais-ouais)

Jan 07
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I would like one great Philadelphian beer, please.
— new roomie, a sweet German medical student that unexpectedly moved in today, to the bartender at fIUME
Dec 13
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She Got The House - NRBQ

These guys!

Dec 12
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Shy Lovers, 1962 - Illustraded by Amos Sewell

Shy Lovers, 1962 - Illustraded by Amos Sewell

(Source: fuckyeahvintage-retro)

Dec 10
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Geraldine Doyle, “Stand On Your Man” (1983)
1. Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche
2. You’ve Got Be Twice As Good to Get Half As Far
3. The Oldest Swinger In Town
4. Man Wanted
5. Old Double Standard
6. Sign On the Dotted Line
7. I’m In Love With a Dirty Old Man
8. Stand On Your Man
9. Good Girls Don’t (But I Do)
10. I’m Stronger Than I Look
11. Wrong Side of Thirty
12. I’m the Girl Who Married the Guy Who Didn’t Marry Pamela Brown
13. Couldn’t Spell !@#?
Poor, poor Geraldine Doyle.

Geraldine Doyle, “Stand On Your Man” (1983)

1. Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche

2. You’ve Got Be Twice As Good to Get Half As Far

3. The Oldest Swinger In Town

4. Man Wanted

5. Old Double Standard

6. Sign On the Dotted Line

7. I’m In Love With a Dirty Old Man

8. Stand On Your Man

9. Good Girls Don’t (But I Do)

10. I’m Stronger Than I Look

11. Wrong Side of Thirty

12. I’m the Girl Who Married the Guy Who Didn’t Marry Pamela Brown

13. Couldn’t Spell !@#?

Poor, poor Geraldine Doyle.